Beauty and the Mutant Coyote 7

Be our guest

During a quiet night, in the castle, Jazz opened the door and poked her head to see if anyone's there, but there's no one. Since no one's in the hallway, they went out of her room and began walking past the curtain, where there are two dragons behind the curtain.

"Oh no," Jasmine giggled.

"Oh yes," Shawn is flirting with his girl.

"Oh no!"

"Oh yes, yes, yes," Shawn chased Jasmine out of the curtain. "You've made me play rough," said Jasmine. Shawn grabbed her and began to hug her between their chests, "Don't worry, I won't do it this time." The dragon couple giggled, until Shawn looked up and saw Jazz, Alex, Britney and Clover. He dropped Jasmine.

"Oh no, she and the two girls has emerged!" said Shawn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Maria was about to put Hildago in his beds, "Come on, Lance. Into bed with your brother and sisters."

Hildago yawned, "But I'm not sleepy."

"Yes, you are," said Maria.

"No, I'm…not," Hildago went to sleep.

"I work and I slave all day long, and for what?" groaned a flame demon, El Fuerte, "A culinary masterpiece has gone to waste!"

"Oh, stop your grousing, it's been a long night for all of us," said Maria

Twilight is wiping her hands on the napkin, "Well, if you ask me, she was just being stubborn," Twilight threw the napkin in the cupboard, "After all, that master did say 'please.'"

"But if the master doesn't learn to control that temper, he'll never break the…" Maria said, while Jazz entered the kitchen. Twilight interrupted, "Splendid to see you out and about, young lady. I'm Twilight. I'm the head household." Twilight was about to shake Jazz's hand, but Shawn pushed her, shaking her hand.

"This zombie is Shawn," Shawn rolled his eyes.

"It's nice to meet you, little lady and friends," Shawn said, while he shook her pushed him aside, "Is there anything that we can to make you three stay more comfortable?" Twilight asked, unti Shawn bit on his hand, "Ow!"

"I'm a little hungry," Jazz answered.

"You are?" Kain faced everyone else, "Here that? She's hungry! Start the fire," P'andor turned on the stove, "Break out the sliver, wait for China."

"Remember what the m-m-m-master said," Twilight whispered.

"Well, too bad, I'm not letting poor girls to go hungry," said Maria.

"Okay, fine! Glass of water, crust of bread, and then…" said Twilight.

"Twilight, I am surprised at you, they're not a prisoner, and they're our guest," Shawn said, "We must make them feel welcome here," Shawn led Jazz, "Right this way, girls."

"Well, keep it down. If the master finds out about this, it'll be our necks" Twilight warned.

"Yeah, yeah, but what is dinner without a little music?" Shawn asked, as the door hit Twilight, sending him flying, "Music?" Twilight landed on a bowl of cream. In the dining room, Shawn came into the table, while Jazz watches.

"Good evening, Miss Jazz. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure, that we welcome you tonight," Shawn said, as Shawn tossed the top hat and Nuriel tossed him a stick, "And now, we invite you to relax, let us put up a chair," Woody and Buzz Lightyear (both from Toy Story) sat Jazz on the chair, "As the dining room proudly presents…your dinner," Shawn showed her the servants, who got out the dinner stuff and began to sing, while Jazz, Alex and Clover watches.

Shawn: Be…Our…Guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin around your neck, miss

And we provide the rest

Roddy (Flushed) has wrapped a napkin around Jazz and her friends' neck, but she took it off and placed it on their legs. Roddy's hands put on his waist.

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

Why we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Jazz dipped her finder on the grey stuff and tasted it.

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance

After all, miss, this is France

And the dinner is never second best

Shawn handed her the menu

Go on unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest, yes our guest, be our guest

Other people got out the servings and Jazz tried them.

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé

Pie and pudding en flambé

Twilight poked her head out of the pie, but Shawn lit a fire, which made Twilight toasted and fainted.

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the people's entertaining

We tell jokes, I do tricks

With my fellow fire sticks

Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow (All from the Avengers) And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet!

Shawn: Come on and lift your glass

You've won your only past

To be our guest

If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest

All: Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!

Twilight wiped the pie off, until she panicked and told everyone to stop, before they're busted. Twilight dragged Thor into the spotlight, until Twilight looked nervously, while Thor ran off.

Shawn: Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

Twilight, smiled nervously and tried to walk away, but Shawn held her.

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days where we are useful

Twilight noticed that it was snowing from the inside and looked up to see that it was Sandman and Jack Frost (Both from The Rise of the Guardians) shaking the salt.

Suddenly those good old days are gone

Ten years stuff were rusty

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise a chance to prove our skill

Shawn let's go of Twilight by accident, until Twilight got his head stuck to the gelatin.

Most days we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in and upsy-daisy

Shawn jumped on the spoon, causing Twilight to get out of the gelatin, sending her flying, again.

Maria: It's a guest, it's a guest

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert, she'll want tea

And Jazz, that's fine with me

While Logan does the cups' soft –shoeing

My tea will be bubbling, it'll be brewing

It'll get warm, piping hot

Maria saw a spot on the teapot

Heaven's sake, is that a spot?

Clean it up, we want the company impressed

Dr. Cockroach cleaned up the spot and placed it on the cart. Maria pushed the cart to the dining room.

We've got a lot to do

Maria stopped in front of Jazz.

Is it one lump or two?

For you our guest

All: She's our guest

Maria: She's our guest

Meanwhile, Twilight stood in front of a stampede of servants. "All right, fun's over!" Twilight announced. "Everyone, line up!" When they saw the stampede getting closer, Twilight screamed, and ran off.

All: She's out guest

Be our guest, be our guest

Our command is your request

Its ten years since we had anybody here

And we're obsessed!

With your meal, with your ease

Yes indeed, we aim to please

While the candlights's still glowing

Let us help you, we'll keep going…

Shawn and everyone: Course by course

One by one

Till you shout, "Enough I'm done!"

Jazz gasped in excitement, when she saw a chandelier lifted down from the ceiling to five feet from the table.

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for let's eat up

Twilight is still worried, but she changed his mind and star dancing.

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest; please be…our…guest!

Twilight is still dancing, until Soera pushed him out of the way for a finishing pose in front of Jazz, Alex and Clover. The song ended, as the servants took a bow, while Jazz applauded.

"Bravo!" JAzz said.

"Thank you, thank you, girls. Yes, good show, wasn't in everyone?" Twilight yawn, as she looked at his watch, "Oh dear, look at the time. Now, it's off to bed, off to bed."

"Twilight, we couldn't possibly go to bed, right now," said Jazz, "It's our first time in the enchanted castle."

"Enchanted," Twilight chuckled, "Who said anything about the castle being enchanted?" Twilight glared at Shawn, angrily, "It was you, wasn't it!" Twilight and Shawn began to fight.

"We figured it out for myself," Jazz corrected, as Twilight and Shawn stopped fighting, "I like to look around, that is if it's alright."

"Oh, would you three like a tour?" Shawn asked.

"Wait a minute, Shawn. I'm not sure if it's a g-g-g-good idea," Twilight whispered to Shawn, "We can't let her go wondering around in certain places, if you know what I mean."

"Perhaps, you can tell me. I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle," said Jazz.

Well, I still know, since I lost my memory…actually, yes I do," said Twilight.